The Millstream Inn is a laidback strip club that is almost like a restaurant. I entered and found beer to be two-for-one on Saturday afternoon. This strip club had probably the largest and most detailed food menu I have ever seen. A lot of strip clubs will serve food to keep patrons from leaving to get it. At the Millstream Inn, the food offering was almost as much of a pull as the half naked women. After viewing a flashlight menu, I ordered two entrees: the cheese quesadilla and the XXX pepperoni cheese bread. The dancers looked hot, but when most came up close to pitch what they were selling, they were not too good looking. I’d say they were mostly in their thirties. Dayshift usually sucks everywhere though. One thing I must say is that the bartenders here were knockouts. One, Alyssa, I think, was easily the hottest female in the club. After filling my stomach, it was time for desert…in the form of a half naked woman in my lap. I selected the best-looking dancer on the dayshift, a redhead by the name of Autumn. Lap dances here cost $30 each, but I was able to get two for the price of one because of the Saturday afternoon two-for-one sale. I was able to feel up Autumn’s soft ass and palm her handful tits. I ended up doing four dances for a total of $60. I’d say they were a good value at $15 each, but would be a horrible value at $30 each. There were VIP rooms with curtains not far from where I got my dances. I asked Autumn what more could be done in the VIP rooms. She told me customers could touch the dancers in the VIP rooms. I wasn’t actually supposed to feel her up in the regular lap dance area even though she let me.
It was now getting close to 4pm so I jumped into my car and headed back towards Washington. I had a ticket to see the Maryland Terrapins play the Michigan State Spartans. Traffic on US 1 was mess and parking was hard to find. I found a Baptist church that was selling space in its lot for $15 per car. I pulled up ready to pay my fee. A girl told me to pull up and pay the next girl. When I pulled up to the second girl, she waved me by, never asking for $15. I ended up parking for free. I got free parking twice this weekend. Boom!
I sat in the upper deck for about four hours and could not feel my toes by the end of the game. The Spartans ended up beating the Terrapins 37-15. Maryland had its players and fans dress in black for a Black Out, but by the end of the game, the only people left in the stadium were wearing green.
After the game, I did not want to go back to the hotel, so I decided to head over to the Showcase Theater in Beltsville. The club is located off the Old Baltimore Pike in an industrial area. It was a little shady with people hanging out in their cars in the parking lot. After paying an Andrew Jackson cover, I learned that the club had no bar. Patrons would get red Solo cups inside the club and run out throughout their stay to fill them with liquor they kept in their cars. Basically the Showcase Theater was BYOB, but you couldn’t store the booze inside the club. I had never seen a setup like this before. I guess if you are a heavy drinker, this system could keep your costs down. The club did sell mixers like cans of Red Bull, Coke, and Pepsi.
The club was not much to look at. There was a stage on one side with lots of tables and chairs covering the rest of the room. When I got there, every chair was taken, so I sat at the line of couches running parallel to the long stage. Dancers would get fully nude on stage and come off and give the guys sitting on the stage side couches mini lap dances. It was an excellent value for just a dollar or two. Dancers comprised of all races, but every one of them had a large ass proportional to their frame. A white dancer named Morgan took a liking to me. During her set on stage, she kept teasing me by jumping off the stage and grinding on me. Yeah, I was tipping well, but there were other guys right next to me waving money at her, and she ignored them for three songs. Morgan was a freak, and I needed to get dances from her. Unfortunately she disappeared for about two hours after that.
I took in the rest of the line-up and talked with three Michigan State guys that were at the club. They had been at the club the night before as well and really liked the spot. By then it was after 2am and Morgan came out from the back, got me, and took me into an alcove for some lap dances on a couch. I did several hot lap dances with her that included a lot of mutual groping. Afterwards, we sat and talked. Even though I told her that I was not from the area and was flying home Sunday (and it was already Sunday), she wanted my number. I put my Google Voice number into her phone. She then called me so I’d have her number. I am not sure if she was hinting that she wanted to come back to my hotel room that night or if she just wanted someone to text with. By then it was 3am or so in the morning and I was tired. The crowd was dying out and dancers were going home. I learned that the three middle-aged MSU fans that I was talking with earlier in the club were staying at the same hotel as me and were waiting for a taxi. I offered them a ride back to the Holiday Inn in my rental car.
“So do you guys go to all of Michigan State’s away games?” I asked.
“No, but the three of us get together for one away game per year and have a ‘guy weekend’,” Tom said.
I had noticed that all three were partaking in the private VIP rooms throughout the night. It seemed like anything could happen back there with the right stripper.
I asked, “Do you guys have wives back in Michigan?”
“Yeah, all of us are married,” Brian replied chuckling. I then exclaimed, “Hey, what happens in Maryland, stays in Maryland.”
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